he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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