I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Come see our sink grown plant.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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