Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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