Me too!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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