I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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