You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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