i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I smell like Dick and happiness
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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