Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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