Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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