He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
