How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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