I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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