no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
PANTIES FOUND
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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