Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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