haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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