oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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