i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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