Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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