Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
