Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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