they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Shame is for Republicans.
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