fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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