why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Boobs speak an international language.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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