giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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