He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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