What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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