I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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