yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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