I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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