Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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