I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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