have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
