i barfeds in our rink
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
The beer is more important than you right now.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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