so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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