Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
