he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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