Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
