Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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