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• (713): View more from Texas

  Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.

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• (718): View more from New York

  You don't think I'm weird or immature right?

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  No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.

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• (619): View more from California

  i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"

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  what did G.P. say?

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  oddly enough it was a dick pic

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.

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• (516): View more from New York

  ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work

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