Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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