My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
