Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
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shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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