these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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