The maid of honor just puked.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It was confusing and full of hummus
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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