She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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