How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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