what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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