Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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