Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Can I color on your dick again?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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