i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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