We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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