When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She bit a glass in half.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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