you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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