STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
