Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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