The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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