But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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